tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73331623553274588032024-03-14T00:27:45.618-05:00On the FenceA blog for indecisive academics who are on the market, or currently employed in academe, but considering non-academic job optionsE.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-32902299268112224102011-06-15T06:21:00.002-05:002011-06-15T06:23:38.980-05:00History: Still One of the Nation's Worst Subjects<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">We're Americans, thank you very much, and we like to forget. Ask students, either in high school or college, what subject they hate the most or find the most boring and, you guess'd it, most will grimace and say, "history." History is apparently dull as dirt. <i>Who cares what happened, like, in the past and stuff anyway? Why should it matter to me?</i><br />
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If you haven't heard the latest education news, here's an excerpt from the Times. Perhaps we really do need more PhDs teaching history in our secondary schools. If we're no longer needed at the college level due to massive oversupply (and budget cutting), can't we at least make a contribution where it will really count?<br />
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<h6 class="dateline" style="color: grey; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.2em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Published: June 14, 2011</span></h6><h6 class="dateline" style="color: grey; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.2em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 23px;">American students are less proficient in their nation’s history than in any other subject, according to results of a nationwide test released on Tuesday, with most fourth graders unable to say why Abraham Lincoln was an important figure and few high school seniors able to identify China as the North Korean ally that fought American troops during the Korean War.</span></h6><div class="articleBody" style="margin-bottom: 1.7em; margin-top: 1.5em;"><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;"></span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Over all, 20 percent of fourth graders, 17 percent of eighth graders and 12 percent of high school seniors demonstrated proficiency on the exam, the <a href="http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard/" style="color: #004276; text-decoration: underline;" title="About the exam">National Assessment of Educational Progress</a>. Federal officials said they were encouraged by a slight increase in eighth-grade scores since the last history test, in 2006. But even those gains offered little to celebrate because, for example, fewer than a third of eighth graders could answer even a “seemingly easy question” asking them to identify an important advantage American forces had over the British during the Revolution, the government’s statement on the results said.</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Diane Ravitch, an education historian who was invited by the national assessment’s governing board to review the results, said she was particularly disturbed by the fact that only 2 percent of 12th graders correctly answered a question concerning <a href="http://www.nps.gov/brvb/historyculture/index.htm" style="color: #004276; text-decoration: underline;" title="About the case">Brown v. Board of Education</a>, which she called “very likely the most important decision” of the United States Supreme Court in the past seven decades.</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Students were given an excerpt including the passage, “We conclude that in the field of public education, separate but equal has no place, separate educational facilities are inherently unequal,” and were asked what social problem the 1954 ruling was supposed to correct.</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“The answer was right in front of them,” Ms. Ravitch said. “This is alarming.”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> . . .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">History advocates contend that students’ poor showing on the tests underlines neglect shown to the subject by federal and state policy makers, especially since the 2002 <a class="meta-classifier" href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/n/no_child_left_behind_act/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier" style="color: #004276; text-decoration: underline;" title="More articles about the No Child Left Behind Act.">No Child Left Behind</a> act began requiring schools to raise scores in math and reading but in no other subject. The federal accountability law, the advocates say, has given schools and teachers an incentive to spend less time on history and other subjects.</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“History is very much being shortchanged,” said Linda K. Salvucci, a history professor in San Antonio who is chairwoman-elect of the National Council for History Education.</span></div><div style="color: black; line-height: 1.467em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Many teacher-education programs, Ms. Salvucci said, also contribute to the problem by encouraging aspiring teachers to seek certification in social studies, rather than in history. “They think they’ll be more versatile, that they can teach civics, government, whatever,” she said. “But they’re not prepared to teach history.”</span></div></div></div></div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-18052034867445394062011-06-04T21:25:00.004-05:002011-06-04T21:29:55.974-05:00The Dangers of Being on the Fence<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">OK, so I'll freely admit that I started this blog over a year ago because A) I was torn between wanting to find an academic job and, at the same time, not knowing for sure if academe was<i> really</i> for me and B) I hoped to meet others facing a similar dilemma.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1. There are lots of like-minded people out there, thankfully. I've always been an introverted loner who prefers to travel alone on occasion and sit quietly and not chat needlessly. Starting a blog was actually completely out of character for me. But I was sick of keeping everything bottled up: my angst about spending my youth getting a PhD, and digging myself into a major hole of debt, and my frustration about the uselessness of my degree. Once I realized (duh!) that I would have to beg to find a job but NOT look desperate, and that it would be nearly impossible to find work in my field, I realized what an idiot I was for having assumed that a PhD=gainful employment. How dumb am I? I mean, seriously, what was I thinking?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2. I am the most indecisive, flaky, weak-willed person on the planet. One minute I'm convinced academe is not for me, for various reasons, and then a few months later I'm flying all over the country interviewing for tenure-track positions. Why? Who the hell knows. Because I'm programmed to succeed? Because I'm deluded and don't know what I want? Because I'm a glutton for punishment? Probably all of the above. Here's an embarrassing old-school cartoon reference for you. In <i>The Last Unicorn </i>the wanna-be magician, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;">Schmendrick,</span> admits to the unicorn that he's finally achieved what he's always wanted, namely respect and power as a "real" magician. The unicorn says, "Does it make you happy?" His response: "Well, men don't always know when they're happy. But I think so." Why is that I still relate to this line twenty years later?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">3. I've been on the fence primarily because I either don't know what I want to do with myself or haven't come to terms with it yet. (No, I don't want to pole dance or anything freaky.) But being on the fence is a dangerous place to be. You can jump off willy nilly, one way or another, at any time without thinking. I've interviewed for several jobs but rather than wait for a great nonacademic position to come along, I jumped off the fence the second a couple of academic jobs were offered to me. Why? Why did I jump off the fence right back into the shark tank that has (I think) made me relatively unhappy for the past decade? Who knows. Honestly, it's flattering to be wanted, to be sought after. Who cares <i>why</i> they want me. They want me! If everyone is fighting tooth and nail to get a slice of poop pie but then I'm offered two slices, how can I possibly resist?! That would be nuts, right?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4. Talking to other job seekers and PhDs looking to change jobs has helped me to come to terms with the fact that reading, researching, and writing (mostly quietly) is what many of us love to do. We love the life-long learning aspects of higher ed more so than the actual day-to-day grind of teaching and dealing with duplicitous administrators, whiny students, and backstabbing colleagues. But no one is going to pay us to be, essentially, a research fellow 24-7. We're lucky if they pay us to do <i>anything</i>.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">5. I've accepted a tenure-track position and put all thoughts of alternate careers aside--for now. But I'm sill not convinced this is a happily ever story or that I've achieved the dream or whatever. I might just be delaying the inevitable. Of course, I'll try to shut up and just go with the flow for now but I refuse to completely succumb to the system and become a mindless, voiceless cog in the machine.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">6. I've still got a lot to learn.</span></div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-20782075698095432582011-05-26T12:40:00.000-05:002011-05-26T12:40:29.661-05:00On the Move Hiatus: May-June 2011<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx_FyZV5T7rHxTyhhXeA6yQoSLYox-5ybscoMPDkLI_sPjNccQhZP4sMvoEEpm7ZG0pZCa9u8Jf6lvi01ZsrKq7Nf44s5z9Rdgf0vYKAEfOrFwRwKMYs1E86Vlk63_3EozOV3qO7T3imcN/s1600/Alex_Pickering_van.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx_FyZV5T7rHxTyhhXeA6yQoSLYox-5ybscoMPDkLI_sPjNccQhZP4sMvoEEpm7ZG0pZCa9u8Jf6lvi01ZsrKq7Nf44s5z9Rdgf0vYKAEfOrFwRwKMYs1E86Vlk63_3EozOV3qO7T3imcN/s320/Alex_Pickering_van.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">It's that time of year again for me folks: moving time. I've been moving from place to place for <i>years</i> now, so much so that I honestly don't know what I'll do with myself once I'm no longer packing my things up every few months. How do normal people, you know, live in one place? It boggles my mind just thinking about it.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">But I've signed my contract and start working my new tenure-track job this fall, so for me there is one more major move to go and then hopefully I'll be able to take a break from all the packing and unpacking, at least for a few years. We'll see what happens.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Part of me, however, is really nervous about actually unpacking my things once I do arrive at my "final" destination this summer. I'm so used to leaving things in storage somewhere and only traveling with the essentials; I haven't put books in a bookcase or pictures on walls in as long as I can remember. Why bother? I've got pictures, books, DVDs, CDs, and framed prints that I haven't seen in years and years due to my (extremely modest) jet-setting lifestyle. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">So, for me, this move to the tenure track is also a major change in day-to-day existence. I won't be buying a house anytime soon--I've got WAY too much debt--but I hope to at least be able to stay put for a little while. That's got to feel good, right? </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Good luck to everyone out there in the middle of relocating or currently looking for work. I wish you an uneventful move or a successful job hunt, whatever the case may be. Since I'm on the move, this will be my last post for a couple of weeks. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Eliza</div></div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-90374225913780551412011-05-10T07:21:00.000-05:002011-05-10T07:21:49.568-05:00Choosing Between Job Offers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">It's that time of year--the end of the academic job-hunting season--and just about everyone I know who was on the market has either accepted a new position or is staying put in VAP or adjunct land.<br />
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Some are even walking away from the academy because they're sick of looking for a tenure-track job and starting to wonder how much more of their life will pass them by while they struggle to find academic employment. This has been a very disappointing season for many ABDs and PhDs who hoped to find work.<br />
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Even though I had finally come to terms with finding a non-academic job, I decided to give the academic job search another go and applied for six select positions. To my surprise, just when I was OK with walking away, academia sucked me back into its clutches.<br />
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I was incredibly fortunate on the market this year (for the first time ever) and actually had to decide which job offer I was going to accept and which one I was going to decline. I had no idea how to go about making this important decision because, like most of us, I was trained to say YES to pretty much any tenure-track offer extended to me. Having more than one option seemed unthinkable.<br />
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Here are <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/essay_on_selecting_between_two_academic_job_offers"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">the factors that I considered</span></a> and which helped me to decide. Good luck to all those facing a similar dilemma.<br />
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</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-73722921274205642382011-05-03T15:47:00.005-05:002011-05-03T16:06:11.606-05:00Asking the right question about prep school teaching.As I mentioned in earlier posts, the decision to jump from the tenure track to prep schools is not always an easy one. As I have discovered to my peril, this is true from a practical perspective (I tried to jump but my feet seem glued in place) but emotionally as well.<br /><br />The question to which I kept returning is, "Do I <em>really</em> want to teach at an independent school?"<br /><br />I took this question to my dad, who recently retired after thirty years of teaching English at an independent on the East Coast. He knows the job, he knows me - who better to consult? He wondered if I was asking the wrong question, and suggested that the question I need to ask is, "Do I want to teach at <strong>this</strong> independent school?" <br /><br />While this may serve as a testament to my dim-wittedness, I was floored. Of course I should not have been - it has been over a year since I rejected the question, "Do I really want to teach at the collegiate level?" as far too broad. I <strong>do</strong> teach at the collegiate level, but I don't like doing so at Regional State University. <br /><br />Reframing the question put to rest much of the angst I'd been feeling, for I no longer had to make a huge decision without truly knowing what I was deciding. I could simply make smaller decisions as they presented themselves. <br /><br />While this change might be a problem in the long-term - what if I <em>never</em> find the right school? - in the short term it is incredibly freeing. An interview no longer engenders an existential crisis, but presents a specific question. So it's not a breakthrough in the search, but it does help with the emotional side of things.<br /><br />Good luck, us.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-35921997737521854852011-05-02T21:09:00.000-05:002011-05-02T21:09:29.774-05:00Waiting for the End<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table>While Ben has continued interviewing for positions at prep schools, I've been waiting for the contract for my new tenure-track job to arrive in the post. These things take a bloody long time for no apparent reason. I realize that we're supposed to be patient, and let the academic machinery runs its laborious course, but I am definitely starting to get a tad impatient. I mean, christ, it's already May and I have yet to sign on an actual line (dotted or otherwise).<br />
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It's hurry, hurry, hurry, do you want this job? If so, act NOW! Right NOW! We want you!! Really, you do? How lovely; I'm thrilled! I accept!!! Do you hear that, world, I've accepted! Oh joy!<br />
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And then . . . nothing.<br />
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This is surprising given that I ended up with more than one tenure-track job offer and the universities in question knew time was of the essence. Still, moving from the verbal offer stage to the offer literally in my hand stage is taking 100x longer than I ever anticipated back when I started applying for jobs in the fall. The scary thing is that my job search began in September '10 and here it is, May '11, and I'm still playing the waiting game. Sure, it's unlikely that things will fall through at this point, thankfully, but I tend to learn toward the glass is half empty way of thinking. The proof is in the pudding. Until that puppy shows up, I'll remain on edge, waiting.<br />
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What truly boggles the mind is that nine months of my life have gone by while hunting for jobs and it felt, and continues to feel, like one big, exhausting, utterly stressful bad dream--despite the "happy" conclusion. I am so glad it's over but won't really felt relieved until I've signed and returned the sacred contract.<br />
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My word is my bond . . . I swear to work for you and teach the undergrads and produce whatever research I can and put up with difficult colleagues and play very, very nice, so long as you provide me with a paycheck and a solo office. That's really all I'm looking for right now, in addition to the contract. That and a stiff drink.</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-4231750759600957522011-04-24T08:05:00.003-05:002011-04-24T09:00:32.686-05:00Additional Thoughts on the On-campus InterviewAs I continue my death-march through the prep-school interview season, I have been amazed by a number of things. First, how badly I have botched my first few interviews. (For ugly details see <a href="http://phd-onthefence.blogspot.com/2011/03/rookie-mistakes-and-baby-tiger-syndrome.html">this post</a>.) Second, how generous the people who have interviewed me have been in offering advice. <br /><br />I recently found out I am 0-for-3 in on-campus interviews (bad), but got some additional feedback on my interview (good), which I'll share here.<br /><br />The good news is that I appear to have avoided the rookie mistakes of my first interview. Nobody at the third school came away thinking that I was so desperate to leave my current Uni that I would take any job offered. The bad news is that I did not do a particularly good job articulating why I wanted to teach <em>at that particular school</em>. When the school's head asked me "What kind of school are you looking for?" my answer was about Independent Schools as a whole, not about PP. (In part this is becaurse I felt profoundly ambivalent about PP. I had to swallow my initial answer, which had to do with teaching in a progressive school, which PP ain't.)<br /><br />In any event, to the advice I received. In a nutshell, <em>Do your research</em>. When I had campus interviews for nationally-known colleges and universities, search committees never wondered why you wanted that particular job. In their thinking, who in their right mind <em>wouldn't</em> want to teach at University of Chicago. <br /><br />Prep schools are not so full of themselves as this. They wonder why you would want to make this move, not just to independent school teaching but to their school in particular. To do this, be as specific as possible. What is it about the mission statement that speaks to you? Why do you love their approach to education? Why do you want to be a part of that specific community? As one person put it, "They want to hear about themselves." <br /><br />There are two good ways to make the case for a particular school. Most obviously is in your answers to their questions. When they ask you why you want to get into independent school teaching, don't answer! Tell them why you want to teach at that particular school.<br /><br />You can also do this by asking school-specific questions. Don't ask generic questions about the curriculum, ask about specific aspects of the department's curriculum. When you meet with senior administrators, refer to the mission statement or strategic plan. They want to know that you know them and that you are taking them seriously.<br /><br />So as this season winds down, I feel pretty stupid in making so many basic mistakes. I hope I'll do better next time, and I hope that you will too.<br /><br />Good luck us.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-10715647676211006662011-04-14T11:38:00.003-05:002011-04-14T11:57:32.020-05:00Letting go of the dreamAs I sit, staring at the phone, wondering if I will receive The Call from a prep school I visited recenlty, I've had to wrestle (again!) with the prospect of giving up on my dreams. It is not my dream to teach in a prep school, and it never has been. But at the same time, it is not (and has never been) my dream to teach at a third-tier public uni, with a low salary and no money for research.<br /><br />Now I know that very few people in the world have their dream jobs. As a group, lawyers are an unhappy crowd, and Lord knows my mother never said to herself, "I want to spend twenty-five years administering unincorporated areas of Tuscon!" And my wife has no earthly idea what she wants to do. The problem is that I am lucky enough to know what I want (to teach at a small college), but unlucky enough not to be able to do it.<br /><br />I think that the hardest part about taking an offer is that as soon as I do, that dream - one which I have held on to for a quarter of my life - is gone. <br /><br />I also worry that my reluctance to let go of the dream could warp my ability to see prep school jobs for what they are. Am I foolish enough to turn down a good position ("It's not the right fit.") in order to avoid letting go of the dream? <em>That</em>, it seems to me, would be the height of folly.<br /><br />So let me ask you - how do you balance your lofty dreams and the crushing reality of the academic market?Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-59204291832734958452011-04-07T10:45:00.003-05:002011-04-07T11:26:22.978-05:00What exactly am I getting myself into?While I do a lot of whining on this blog, I have to admit that I've got it pretty good. I teach a 3-3 load with two preps. I have been teaching my survey long enough that lectures take about ten minutes to prepare. This semester I started spending two mornings per week on a project unrelated to my job; while I'm a bit more harried, nothing bad has happened. Think about that - I reduced my working hours by 20% and I barely noticed. My career is a scam. I could spend hours every week pouring over the most recent Shakespeare scholarship, but in class we spend our time figuring out what the words mean, so there's not a lot of pay-off. (I imagine I will be taken to task for this admission. For the record, I'm not proud of this - depressed, actually.)<br /><br />The point of this digression is that when I jump to a prep school, I'm going to have to do a LOT more work. But what kind of work? And how much? I had no idea. To answer this question, I did a number of informational interviews, and in this process I ran into two kinds of teachers. The first of these was "Mary." She's a biology teacher at a prep school in California. She said that she works hard, but it's a job like many others, just with a weird schedule. She attends school plays, athletic events, and meets after school with the student paper editors.<br /><br />Then I talked to "Steve" the head of a prep school in the midwest. He painted a radically different picture of teaching. A "real" teacher works 70-hour weeks (including weekly tutoring all day on Saturday), has the skill of a surgeon, the patience of a saint, and the dedication of a martyr. His unspoken assumption was that because I took the time to get a PhD, I am fundamentally unfit for teaching. (I suppose that if I <em>really</em> cared, I wouldn't have bothered. (Bear in mind that Steve's description fits many boarding schools, but he wasn't at one.)<br /><br />Obviously these visions of prep school teaching don't have much in common, and the disconnect gave (gives) me the heebie jeebies. I think of myself as hard-working and dedicated to my students, but I have no interest in working 70-hours per week for $55k per year, even if I do have summers off. So I dropped a note to a friend who recently began teaching at a prep school and asked him if Steve was right. Here's what he had to say:<br /><br /><blockquote>Well, it's about half BS and about half true. <br /><br />1. As far as I can tell, there is a cohort among teachers who believe that we are saints from on high who must dedicate ourselves totally to our spouse: teaching. We must never, ever say anything critical, do anything grumpy, or fail to work ourselves into little nubbins. We should be proud to be paid so little, because it proves we're doing it for love. <br /><br />So, obviously, this is a load of poo. This is self-righteous justifying by people who enjoy looking down their noses. The best example is that YouTube video about <a href="http://youtu.be/0xuFnP5N2uA">"What Teachers Make"</a> where the dude rants along (enjoyably) and eventually gets to "I make a difference." Yes, but that doesn't make you any better than anybody else. <br /><br />2. The true part. Students want to know that you care about them. And they exist in a psychological environment in which they are convinced that the entire world centers on them. So they can be easily hurt, or offended, and you must be careful. Also, they are deeply touched when you exhibit some interest in their successes. It's helpful in the classroom when they know you care about them outside of the classroom.<br /><br />You cannot just teach your classes and go home. Maybe after 10 years. Being a part of the school community is part of the job. But it's - honestly - not that big a deal. I advise a student club, and two or three times per semester I go to something. A football game, a play, a debate tournament, whatever. I try to go once to games for a team on which my students play. But it's fun, too. They give out ice cream and I see my colleagues and relax a bit. This is my community so I socialize with them. <br /><br />And yes, people want you to demonstrate your interest in the school by "supporting" things. You might go to a game but you will also be expected to wear red and give a dollar and clap enthusiastically and all that stuff. High school students are very earnest. Fine. It's easy. <br /><br />If all that sounds terrible, you should factor that into your decision. You said that the dream job was working at a liberal arts college, though. And such schools expect *exactly* the same kinds of appearances. At [small college] I went to debate tournaments, lectures, plays, performances, and art shows. It was about the same level of commitment. <br /><br /></blockquote>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-73630547654459283952011-04-05T13:59:00.002-05:002011-04-05T14:55:09.591-05:00Crunching the numbers, or taking the emotion out of career decisionsAmong my favorite non-academic activities is playing poker. I'm not great by any stretch, but I'm better than most people who play in person or on-line. I've also done a bit of reading on the subject (there's an entire literature, complete with the Fundamental Theorem of Poker, and ever-increasinly complex mathematical models). It is no coincidence that many of the top players in the world come out of finance, engineering, or other math-heavy disciplines. <br /><br />One of the issues that all authors agree upon is that you should never make a decision based on emotion. Your gut might tell you something, but before you act, you need to crunch the numbers. When you bet, there are a limited number of outcomes possible, and a limited number of hands your opponent could have. One guy I play with, Lighter Mike, <strong>only</strong> raises with the very best hands - he bluffs 0% ofthe time. So when he bets, I know how often I am winning or losing. <br /><br />So what if we apply this approach to the job search? You can modify this process based on your own situation.<br /><br />If I stay in my current position forever there is a 0% chance I will be content.<br /><br />If I stay in my current position for another year or two, there is a R% chance I will land a tenure-track position that I want. (R>0, but not by much.)<br /><br />Okay, so what if I take the job I discussed in my most recent post? Here's where the math can help. The way if figure it, here's how the numbers break down:<br /><br />X% chance that I like the school and the career, and stay forever.<br />Y% chance that I like the career but not the school, and I swap it out for a job I like<br />Z% chance that I hate the job and the career and forever regret leaving academia<br /><br />Of these, the only clear loser in the long-term is Z. <br /><br />There are two remaining challenges. First, of course is assigning numbers to these variables. If my own mind and the job marked were as easy to figure out as Lighter Mike is, we wouldn't have a problem. But we can try.<br /><br />The second problem is that you have to factor in the long-term effects of these variables. We don't play Russian Rouletter very often because while the odds of losing are only 1 in 6, losing has a very steep downside.<br /><br />And that, I think is the problem I'm having. The downside of Z is (or at least seems) so high, it makes me crazy with fear. I'm in my forties, and am thinking about leaving a career/job for life to do something I have never done. This is a young person's game. I can't stop wondering, <strong>What if I'm wrong?</strong> <br /><br />You can't know, of course, you just have to shove your chips into the middle and see what happens.<br /><br />Good luck, us.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-91041801130612777482011-04-04T08:19:00.003-05:002011-04-04T08:41:54.216-05:00Finding the right fitWhen you go on the acadmeic market as a junior scholar, the issue of "fit" rarely comes up from the candidate's perspective. Search committees look for "fit", but nobody (sane) has ever said to a candidate, "Don't take a job if the fit doesn't feel right." We are told: "Take the job you get." "It's your first job, not your last." Or, "Take the job and then write your way to a better school." <br /><br />This is lovely advice for those who live in the distant past, but not particularly helpful today. Depending on your field, unless you turn yourself into solid gold, your first job likely IS your last, and you are not going to write your way to a better school. <br /><br />I bring up this digression, as I am currently wrestling with the issue of fit on the prep school market. I recently returned from an on-campus visit at Very Old Preparatory Academy - the kind of place that counts Presidents and Senators among its alumni. They have pretty amazing faciliites, more money than God...and lots of traditions and rules. It just didn't feel like a fit. <br /><br />My dad taught social studies for many years at a progressive (and elite) school. I remember that his classroom was a riot of books, maps, and student projects. Not here. At VOPA, classrooms had a whiteboard and framed posters. They were like a doctor's examination room. I couldn't help wondering how they would react if I piled books around my classroom, or grew my hair down to my ass. (I would not do the last of these, but I still wonder what they would say.)<br /><br />So what to do?<br /><br />My dad actually gave me one excellent piece of advice. <br /><br /><blockquote>I made reference to your uncle being an unhappy as a progressive teacher in a traditional school. I think some people can pull off that, and some schools will allow a measure of radical dissent and even welcome the diversity (perhaps safety valve) that such divergence affords. <br /><br />If VOPA offers the job, ask them about their comfort with your differences. </blockquote><br /><br />So, where does this leave me? Probably nowhere until I get an offer, if I get one. <br /><br />But then the question I have (for you) is which proposition is more insane:<br /><br />1. To take a job in which the fit is not qutie right on the assumption that I can use it get a position that does fit. (There is also the possibility that I will love the position once I get there.)<br /><br />2. To hold out for a job that is a good fit, even if it means staying in my current position/extending the job search another year.<br /><br />Either of these is completely nuts in an academic search, but what about prep schools?<br /><br />Good luck, us.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-9301599893025117132011-03-28T07:23:00.001-05:002011-03-28T07:24:04.005-05:00What's Life Like as a Visiting Professor?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Trying to decide if you should apply for a visiting position? Wondering if it's worth it to relocate for a temporary gig? For more on the life and professional prospects of visiting assistant professors, check out my latest IHE column, "Just Visiting": <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/essay_on_the_flaws_of_becoming_a_visiting_professor"><span style="color: #990000;">http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/essay_on_the_flaws_of_becoming_a_visiting_professor</span></a></div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-2280697363662511532011-03-25T14:08:00.001-05:002011-03-25T14:18:16.707-05:00Kicked to the Curb: It Can Happen to You<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">One of my good friends (let's call him Moe) is currently a visiting assistant professor--VAP--at a very large public research institution in the south (<em>a.k.a. VLP</em>). Moe has worked his little hiney off since graduating in 2007 and starting his job at VLP. He sincerely believed that if he did the ten following things, in no particular order, something good would come of his efforts, either at VLP or elsewhere:</div><br />
1. Teach great classes<br />
2. Win a teaching award<br />
3. Publish journal articles<br />
4. Secure a book contract<br />
5. Network and play nice<br />
6. Mentor and advise undergrads<br />
7. Serve on grad student dissertation committees<br />
8. Present papers at conferences<br />
9. Schmooze with tenured colleagues<br />
10. Generally be a pleasant person and say "Yes" to extra service requests<br />
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Moe has done all of these things and more. In fact, twenty years ago Moe would have been halfway on his way to tenure by now. Alas, Moe has discovered that his hard work is not really valued by VLP. VLP has exploited Moe as much as possible, and taken anything Moe was willing to give, but given very little to Moe in return, other than a paycheck. <br />
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At the same time, Moe has discovered that the larger academic world also has little time for him. It's true, he has received a number of AHA preliminary interviews over the past few years, and even a handful of on-campus visits, but thus far Moe has failed to attain the object of his desires: a tenure-track job. Other universities pretend to care about teaching (even the hard-core teaching schools) but have spent more time grilling Moe about research productivity and whether or not he'd "fit in" at a small liberal arts school, for example, than asking about his copious teaching experience. One school even rejected Moe over the phone and noted that he lost the job because he "failed to make enough eye contact" during his teaching presentation. This is despite the fact that Moe has won a teaching award and is, hands down, one of the most popular and hard-working professors at VLP.<br />
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What's worse, Moe was recently told by the department chair at VLP that although he's a great teacher and good colleague, he will soon be demoted from VAP to lecturer/adjunct status and will be forced to take a $25K pay cut and teach additional classes, including online classes, if he intends to stick around much longer. <br />
When Moe complained to a tenured faculty member about his woes, this particular professor responded by saying, "I know tons of recent PhDs who would KILL for you job. They'd be thrilled to teach a 4/4 plus online classes for $25K per year at a good university. You should be glad you have a job." Another tenured colleague said: "Pretend like you're on a postdoc! Make the best of it!" Sure, like anyone on a postdoc is supposed to be teaching themselves into the ground at the same time. P-l-e-a-s-e.<br />
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Moe is pretty pissed off and bummed right about now and I don't blame him. The last time I talked to Moe it was 1pm on the Friday before spring break and he was ready to start drinking. Drowning his sorrows has become Moe's method of choice for stress release because, lets face it, hard work certainly isn't going to pay off. Why bother working hard all week, and even on the weekends, if nothing ever comes from your labor? Why indeed.<br />
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So for all of you out there who are considering applying for VAPs or would even dream of turning down a tenure-track job offer for a chance at a VAP at an elite institution, think again. You're just as expendable as any other contingent faculty member. Moe kicks academic ass yet he was still kicked to the curb. It really isn't fair.</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-86878654461959456252011-03-24T09:40:00.007-05:002011-03-24T10:33:20.759-05:00Rookie Mistakes and Baby Tiger Syndrome<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8CRWZ-ACGmnbkoAHvLIvFilyei3Q_JtW40DcwvQuA0yT5L6pnF4IwgcVfvoSx1sUdSR34Au3uXpC-wymM8TiFsdIUBpn7HbMioA22A1A1Fs9-CbpvWLvpEVcHDjSx5xRBidvZlk3ct7Q/s1600/tiger.gif"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 175px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 177px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587666691791430210" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8CRWZ-ACGmnbkoAHvLIvFilyei3Q_JtW40DcwvQuA0yT5L6pnF4IwgcVfvoSx1sUdSR34Au3uXpC-wymM8TiFsdIUBpn7HbMioA22A1A1Fs9-CbpvWLvpEVcHDjSx5xRBidvZlk3ct7Q/s200/tiger.gif" /></a><br /><div><div></div><div>I just wrapped up a really great conversation with the head of the history department that didn't hire me. (For the sake of pseudonymity, I'll keep the school to myself, but to whoever got the job: You got the gold ring, my friend.) </div><br /><div></div><div>As the chair and I discussed my interview, it became pretty clear that my candidacy was doomed by two things: rookie mistakes and Baby Tiger Syndrome.</div><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><div></div><div>The rookie mistakes I made came in the teaching demo, and in conversations with administrators. My teaching mistake is that I came in to the class as if it were the middle of the semester rather than the first day. I'm a big, loud guy. I pace the classroom rather than stay at the podium, and when I get excited I exhibit mannerisms that look a bit like a minor seizure. By the end of the semester, my students are used to my shtick, and find it quirky and endearing. They also figure out that I raise my voice when they are right, not when they are wrong. But on Day One (and on the interview there is only Day One), it's weird and unsettling. Moral of the story: Don't unnerve the students. You're used to walking into a room full of strangers, they are not used to a stranger walking in and scaring them. If you are soft-spoken, or project warmth, no problem. If you project "tough" rather than "love", throttle back a bit.</div><br /><div></div><div>My second mistake was in answering the question, "Why do you want to leave the tenure-track?" This is really important: <strong>They do <u>not</u> want to know why you want to leave the tenure track. They want to know why you are interested in teaching at their school. </strong>When they asked my why I wanted to leave Underfunded Third-Tier State University. I told them: <em>The teaching environment sucks. My students can't/won't read. "Student Success" means not failing anyone. The humanities are treated as an inconvenience by studetns and administrators alike</em>. </div><br /><div></div><div>Big mistake. In my case this raised the question of whether I wanted to work at a prep school, of if I was just trying to get the hell out of Dodge. Moral of the story: "There are a lot of great things about my current job! I really like my colleagues and the department majors are wonderful. It's just not the right fit. Your school is." I'm not saying you should lie, but be aware that prep schools are unsure why anyone would want to leave the tenure track (ha!). If you don't make the case for the benefits you see in teaching at a prep school environment, you will crash and burn as I did.</div><br /><div></div><div>This leads quite nicely to <a href="http://worstprofessorever.com/2010/09/27/job-hunting-pitfalls-baby-tiger-syndrome/">Baby Tiger Syndrome</a>, which is defined over on Worst Professor's blog. As the Chair explained during our conversation, an administrator who is risk averse is not inclined to hire a PhD. There are going to be lots of very good candidates who can do the job, and will go twenty years without causing a problem. Simply by virtue of having a PhD, and even more if you are on the tenure-track, you do not fall into that "Safe" category. You could be a tremendous hire, to be sure, and they may say, "That's our next Head of the Upper School." But the chances are that for you to get a job, someone is going to have to take a chance. It is your job to minimize the perceived risk in hiring you. How you do that is up to you, but it's probably pretty closely linked to the rookie mistakes described above.</div><br /><div></div><div>But what the hell do I know? I'm 0-for-Life on the prep school market.</div><br /><div></div><div>Good luck, us!</div></div>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-69900657262042602762011-03-23T09:38:00.000-05:002011-03-25T13:44:33.940-05:00My Job Search Tale: Let Me Off the Rollercoaster<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGuSnLrES1jSBEzqZBMJ6iBWVCt7ZEV2Hdv-GdLfMlWkdRKUuQEs_Oc2aRbRtuEAi802HHYKAMOu8_NJhRZfHf3OcGd-4-f71rghshFDiuIP6jeS9aJCXOWxB_DO7zllGkZtO6X-ZuipOp/s1600/roller%252520coaster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGuSnLrES1jSBEzqZBMJ6iBWVCt7ZEV2Hdv-GdLfMlWkdRKUuQEs_Oc2aRbRtuEAi802HHYKAMOu8_NJhRZfHf3OcGd-4-f71rghshFDiuIP6jeS9aJCXOWxB_DO7zllGkZtO6X-ZuipOp/s320/roller%252520coaster.jpg" width="224" /></a></div><br />
I've been blogging at random about my academic job search this semester but have not provided that many details thus far. Why? There are several reasons. First, the main reason is exhaustion: I'm pretty worn out after months of applying, traveling, prepping, interviewing, and waiting, and I haven't felt like reliving the experience at the end of the day. Instead of turning to the blog to vent, I've been reading novels or watching movies or surfing the net or talking to loved ones or sleeping or dealing with the habitual tasks of normal daily life. During the many weeks I've been job searching, I've also caught several nasty colds, all of which have me knocked me out for multiple days at a time. In essence, I'm burnt out, used up, and totally spent; I don't got that much to give.<br />
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The second reason for avoiding lots of discussion about the job search is my fear that I might jinx myself by, for example, making assumptions about the search process or my particular chances or, even worse, celebrating victory too soon. Talking about the whole thing in retrospect is much easier and I have every intention of revealing more details in a series of future posts. But I have a hard time expressing all of my angst in real time. I like to let stressful experiences marinate in my mind for a bit before I relive the moment by telling the tale. <br />
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My job search this year has been characterized by lots of ups and downs. One minute things seem great, the next minute I'm bitching to myself, and anyone who will listen, about the grave injustices of the academic world. I've had a job offered to me and then taken away, due to budget cuts, and then returned again at the last second; a job placed out of my reach because I didn't make the top three, only to find myself back in the running; and a job I never thought I'd get nearly fell in my lap, and seemed like a possible slam-dunk after the campus visit, but was then whisked away for good. As such, it's nearly April and things are still up in the air for me due to the craziness of the academic job market.<br />
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But I will say this: Sometimes the ups and downs can hit you on the same day, the same afternoon even. I was shown the door for one job at 5pm and then offered another at 8pm. That was one crazy evening. I spent the hours between 5-8pm rethinking my professional choices, wondering why I hadn't made a clean break with academe last year (when I started this blog), and pondering what it would be like to live a life of the body rather than the mind. (Pilates instruction perhaps? Gardening? Dog watching and grooming? There is a whole world of alternate careers out there for someone who is sick of thinking too much.) I also thought about how I had handed academe the reigns of my life, once again, and asked the ivory tower to guide me to my next destination. <br />
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After 8pm, once I knew I had a legitimate tenure-track offer on the table in an ideal location for my family, I felt numb more than anything. Here is what I've been searching for for months on end. I should be thrilled, right? I should be calling everyone I know and freaking out. But what I really felt, once the numbness subsided, was: <br />
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A) disbelief <br />
B) a guarded sense of relief (show me the contract before I get too excited)<br />
C) anxiety about the future<br />
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Now rather than rebelling against the system and jumping ship, or remaining on the fence, I'm about to yoke my professional and personal future to academe. I'm also about to accept an entry-level academic position for fairly low pay, relatively speaking, in an expensive part of the country. Now I will actually have to continue researching, writing, and publishing my book. I'll have to apply for fellowships and attend conferences, all on a shoe-string budget. I'll have to network and ass kiss to get tenure in 6 years time. I'll have to put up with demanding undergrads and stingy administrators and grade papers at night and on the weekends. During one of the worst job markets in recent history I landed an actual tenure-track job. I'm pretty freakin lucky. It's exciting. It's scary. It's a brave new world. <br />
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And I still have one more on-campus interview to attend too . . . The show isn't over until the fat lady sings or the contract is signed, whichever comes first.</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-72497927802694207542011-03-21T15:49:00.004-05:002011-03-21T22:01:44.967-05:00Getting my head back in the gameOkay, sorry about that last post, and thanks so much for the supportive comments. I read recently about a piece of software that keeps you from sending emails when drunk. I need one that keeps me from blogging when freshly rejected.<br /><br /><br />There is an aspect of the secondary search that I have been puzzling over for some months now, but have not written about it, less out of fear of appearing foolish than the fact that I had a question, but no answer. As you, dear reader, have probably figured out, one of the major differences between the academic and secondary markets is the timeline. By this time of year, all but the most tardy and muddled-headed search has wrapped up. (I'm talking to your employer, Eliza!) But secondary schools are just heading into the on-campus phase, and it will be another month before these positions close.<br /><br /><br />But there is a bigger difference than this, and here is where I become confused. In the world according to my Carney Sandoe rep, the vast majority of teaching positions have been announced. (These positions, it should be noted, are positions that schools have known about for the better part of a year.) To fill these positions, CSA had their big conference last month, and if your ship hasn't come in yet, the odds are very high that you'll be standing at the dock for another year.<br /><br /><br />But when I ask prep school teachers, I hear something completely different. Every one of them agrees that next month, a second wave of searches will begin. This is because schools are only now offering contracts to faculty for the 2011-12 academic year. Thus it is only now that some faculty will announce their retirement (or that they have taken the job that I had my eye on). As a result of these retirements/moves, there will be <strong>another</strong> set of openings in April and May (and even June or July). (Unlike colleges and universities, independent schools don't have to wait a year to fill a position. Got a vacancy starting in the fall? Fill it.)<br /><br /><br />The question then becomes, how do we explain the discrepancy between what Carney says, and what teachers say? If this second wave of jobs is a reality (and I'll keep you posted), why doesn't CSA go after those as well?<br /><br />All I've got is an educated guess, and I'm happy to hear from anyone who knows better. My thinking is that CSA is powerful, but they work on volume. (Why? For the same reason Willie Sutton robbed banks: "That's where the money is.") They can handle the block of jobs that come out in January and February, and funnel them into their big conferences. These are the low-hanging fruit. But the spring jobs come out in dribs and drabs over three or four months. For a guess, they require more resources to fill, and are thus less profitable.<br /><br />So both stories are right. Carney's season <em>does </em>end in March, but the rest of the world's does not. The pace slows, to be sure, but that doesn't mean that things are at an end. So even if you are signed up with CSA, keep an eye on the NAIS listings, for there may be jobs there that CSA doesn't handle.<br /><br />And good luck out there!Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-51667014687507448382011-03-19T22:07:00.004-05:002011-03-19T22:17:53.388-05:00Now your sample size is none.Okay, my half of this blog was going to be about my transition from the tenure track to teaching at prep schools, but it now appears it may be rather less informative and rather more depressing.<br /><br />I just received the nicest, most apologetic rejection of my career. (And I've recieved over a hundred rejections, so that's saying something.) To make matters worse, I really loved the school, and they really liked me. But they had 200 applicants.<br /><br />One year ago last month, I recived precisely the same news, also from a dream school. This hurts as much, and raises the very real possibilty that (for this year at least) the prep school market is not one whit better than academia. I mean if you don't get a job, who cares how many interviews you had, right?<br /><br />So I've got one on-campus interview left at a school I'm having a hard time loving. And after that, I've got fuck-all.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-19762485473739774052011-03-16T10:33:00.005-05:002011-03-16T12:39:18.163-05:00Your Sample Size is One (On campus with Prestigious Prep)As I noted in my last post about on-campus interviews, I'm completely new to this, so take everything here with a grain of salt. Most of you know more about the collegiate process, so I'll focus on the differences between the two.<br /><br />The most obvious difference between a prep school and (many) university interviews is that rather than a presentation of your research they will drop you into a classroom full of students and turn you loose. What they want/expect you to do will vary widely depending on the school, as will the amount of guidance you receive. Sometimes you'll receive a specific topic, other times you'll get little or nothing to go on. Some tips to make things go more smoothly:<br /><ul><li>Bring a baggie full of large name plates (the ones that fold into tents) and sharpies. As students come in, ask them to write their names. This will make it much <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">easeir</span> to call on students without resorting to, "You, in the blue sweatshirt."</li><li>If you are going to lead a discussion of some sort, make it a self-contained unit. Bring a copies of a short reading, and have them do it in class. (Better yet, have them read aloud.) You <em>could</em> try leading a discussion of the reading assigned by the regular teacher, but you're betting your job that the students did the reading, and if they didn't you'll be out there flapping. </li><li>Treat the class like the first of the semester. (No, don't go over the syllabus.) They don't know you, and don't know your shtick, so explain what you are going to do in class. Also, if you are prone to excessive enthusiasm, tread lightly. (I'm kind of loud and might have scared the 9<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> graders.) Be 80% of yourself.</li><li>Write on the board. (You might bring your own dry-erase marker for this. You don't want your class torpedoed by an equipment malfunction. Incidentally, what do you call it when a dry-erase marker runs out? They can't dry out, can they?)</li></ul><p>A second issue to keep in mind is that department politics in a prep school can be quite different than a college or university. In large part, this is a matter of scale, and the significance of a single hire to a department. From a political perspective, at all but the smallest colleges, your arrival in will probably not be particularly significant. By contrast, at all but the largest prep schools you will be one of four or five people in the department, so your arrival will be tremendously significant. </p><p>For example, many prep schools are rethinking their AP offerings in the humanities, and some <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">APs</span> are on the chopping block. While you might not have much <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">sympathy</span> for standardized testing, and hate the idea of teaching to the test, these classes have been around for a long time, and inevitably have strong support among some members of the department. In a small department, your position on this issue will likely determine the future curriculum. As a result, the way you answer a question such as, "What do you think of the AP?" will shape the way different members of the department view your candidacy. My argument here is not that you should avoid answering this sort of question ("Gee, I haven't thought about curricular issues" will get you nowhere), but you should know why people care intensely about your answer.</p><p>Beyond this, the prep school interview will feel quite familiar. You'll get a nice dinner, meet a bazillion people, and get a bazillion different versions of the same questions (all focused on teaching). </p><p>And don't worry - you'll do great.</p>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-36731651197693190332011-03-16T09:32:00.000-05:002011-03-25T13:44:33.941-05:00The Long Slog: Looking for Academic Work, No End in Sight<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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</tbody></table>So here it is, mid-March, and I'm still stuck in career limbo. I've been interviewing for tenure-track academic positions since December (!!) and things remain up in the air. At this point, after numerous phone interviews and a couple of on-campus interviews, as well as weeks spent prepping for interviews and then waiting uncertainly, I'm feeling tired, worn out, and increasingly numb. So are many of my job-seeking friends. We're all at the end of our ropes.<br />
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I started out this season in close contact with a group of about five other academic job seekers, all of whom (except me) are currently visiting professors, and only one of us thus far has been offered and accepted a tenure-track position. Depression and anxiety are running rampant and for several of my friends the game's already over. They played their hand and lost. I'm still playing but have no idea if I've got a winning hand. Only time will tell. <br />
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In the meantime I'm having a very hard time focusing during the day or sleeping at night. I'm not getting much accomplished as a result, and I'm absolutely sick of making new files on my PC with pages and pages of info. on each school/department. I feel like I spend most of my waking hours prepping and worrying. Prep, worry, prep, worry, prep, worry. Oh, and freaking out once in a while. I can't stand the uncertainty!<br />
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My job stats this year are as follows:<br />
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Positions applied for: 6<br />
Preliminary interviews: 4<br />
Campus invites: 3<br />
Campus visits completed: 2 (I've got 1 upcoming)<br />
Pending offers: who knows?<br />
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I had honestly hoped that things would be clearer by now, one way or the other, and that I'd be able to start making plans for next year. But, instead, I find myself just as uncertain about my plans for the fall as I was three months ago. The entire academic job search process is exhausting and frustrating; closure is hard to come by. The funniest thing is that I<em> really </em>didn't expect to find a job this year. Truly. I only applied for six jobs! (Because there were only six decent jobs in my field.) The fact that I ended up with three on-campus interviews out of six is pretty shocking. Getting an actual offer would be even more shocking. <br />
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But one thing I've discovered is that department's ran some of these searches not knowing there would be such huge higher ed budget cuts and now the positions themselves are in question. If I end up unemployed at the end of this semester it will be because someone else was a better fit or the funding for the position was pulled by the administration at the last minute. Either way, sucks for me. I'll keep you posted.<br />
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*Anyone else want to share their 2010-11 job search stats?</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-69305921037417325292011-03-13T12:03:00.006-05:002011-03-13T20:36:33.609-05:00Don't Panic! (Er, okay, panic, but don't panic about panicking.)Okay, just back from my first on-campus interview, and here's what I learned. (Or at least here's what I think I learned. My sample size is pretty small, and the plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data', so the lessons here might not actually apply elsewhere.)<br /><br /><br />First and foremost, if you are a PhD thinking about jumping to a prep school, it's not unusual for you to panic, and wonder if you are making a horrible mistake. So far I have melted down twice in the last month. "I don't want to teach at a prep school," I complained. "I want to teach at a small, wealthy, liberal arts college, with pre-tenure sabbatical. Iwant to make $65k as an assistant professor, and $80k as an Associate. I want a 3-2 teaching load with no class larger than 20."<br /><br />The problem, of course, is that I had fallen into the trap of comparing my real-world options with my fantasy-world options. I wrote a version of this elsewhere, but it is stil true:<br /><br /><br /><blockquote>I think that it is extremely easy to get addicted to being on the market in the way a gambler is addicted to searching for the Big Score. There is the anticipation as the jobs are posted/cards are dealt, the excitement as you mail an application/place a big bet, and the disappointment when you are rejected/lose the hand.<br /><br />You might always lose, but there is also no reason to leave the job market or get up from the table. Why? Because there's always another hand to play or another year to apply.</blockquote><br /><br />The addict's challenge is to realize that while there is some truth to the saying, "You can't win if you don't play," it is almost as true to say, "You can't win if you do play." But the panicky voice in your head is only telling you the first story, and that story is for suckers.<br /><br />So what to do when you panic? First, do nothing. Don't call your rep, don't email search committees. Just let the panic be. Then, breathe deeply, and remind yourself why you are making this move: You will have better students. You will make more money. You will have a choice where you live. You will be able to send your kids to an excellent school for pennies on the dollar. Repeat.<br /><br />If you need to, to read this thread: <a href="http://chronicle.com/forums/index.php/topic,66956.0.html">http://chronicle.com/forums/index.php/topic,66956.0.html</a> It was my original <em>cris de coeur </em>when I started down this road, and it might help remind you why you did so as well.<br /><br />Then, have a drink or two. Get a good night's sleep. See where things stand in the morning. Have any of the things that made you want to leave academia changed? Have any of the attractions of prep school teaching (or whatever other career you have selected) diminished. Probably not. Then carry on.<br /><br /><em></em>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-34806207771140492652011-03-10T11:23:00.006-06:002011-03-10T12:08:58.160-06:00Numbers and Thoughts about CSA and the Secondary MarketI'm recently back from an on-campus interview, and will write on that soon, but I want to wrap up a few loose ends from my visit to the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">NAIS</span> conference. First some numbers:<br /><br /># of schools I <em>could</em> have interviewed with: 6 (<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">ie</span>. schools at the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">conference</span> to which I applied)<br /># of interviews: 5<br /># of <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">interviews</span> a typical humanities candidate had: <strong>2</strong><br /># of interviews a typical math candidate had: 20 (no kidding)<br /># of invitations to campus I have received: 3<br />Average salary I could expect: $55,000 (PhD with five or so years teaching experience)<br /># of candidates schools bring to campus: 3-5 (yes, <strong>five</strong>)<br /><br />Okay, what does all this mean?<br /><br />First, having the PhD (and decent supporting materials) puts you head and shoulders above other candidates. While at the conference I met a candidate with a PhD in the same field as me, and she had about the same number of interviews. (Any on campus yet?)<br /><br />Second, and perhaps in contrast to what I've implied in previous posts, landing a job is hardly a given. Obviously I'm doing very well (for a humanities guy), but one of the things at which I excel is coming in second in the on-campus phase of job searches. There is no reason to think that this won't continue.<br /><br />Finally, I want to make a couple of points about the candidate's relationship to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span>. I want to be clear up front, that my <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> Representative has been extremely helpful. Thanks to my years on the collegiate market, I'm pretty neurotic, and my rep has put up with some pathetic emails and questions.<br /><br />That said, you should always remember that you are not the client - the school is. Your <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> rep might like you very much as a person (or think you are completely insane), but he does not care if you, <em>qua</em> you, get a job. <strong>All <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> cares is that</strong> <strong>the position is filled by a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> candidate</strong>. If it's you, that's great. If it's the woman who interviewed before you, equally great.<br /><br />In other words, you are a prostitute, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> is your pimp, and the schools are the johns. (I know this is awful to say, but if you <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> a better analogy than this, please let me know!) The pimp doesn't care which of his prostitutes goes with a particular john, so long as the john pays up and the pimp gets his cut. You don't have to worry about your <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA</span> rep slapping you around (and believe me, I deserve it), but it would be good to remember where <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_12" class="blsp-spelling-error">CSA's</span> interests lie, and that in many cases they do not coincide with yours.<br /><br />Next up - on campus! (And more <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_13" class="blsp-spelling-error">neursois</span>!)Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-25814266455687169592011-03-07T09:41:00.000-06:002011-03-07T09:41:49.006-06:00Einmal ist Keinmal: Life as a Sketch<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">In the opening chapters of one of my favorite novels of all time (Milan Kundera's <em>The Unbearable Lightness of Being</em>), the narrator ponders whether he would be better off with or without his lover. The problem, he realizes, is that we can never truly know what we want because we only live one life. Without previous lives to consider, and previous choices to learn from, how are we supposed to know what will make us happy?</div><br />
"There is no means of testing which decision is better, because there is no basis for comparison. We live everything as it comes, without warning, like an actor going on cold. And what can life be worth if the first rehearsal for life is life itself? That is why life is always like a sketch. No, 'sketch' is not quite the word, because a sketch is an outline of something, the groundwork for a picture, whereas the sketch that is our life is a sketch for nothing, an outline with no picture. <em>Einmal ist keinmal</em> . . . What happens but once, says the German adage, might as well not have happened at all. If we only have one life to live, we might as well not have lived at all."<br />
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This is pretty profound, if depressing, stuff, and I find myself continually returning to the notion that we live everything without warning, utterly cold, taking life's developments as they come.<br />
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Consider an interview, for example. We do our best to prepare and try to imagine what the employer wants to find in us. We run through mock questions and scenarios, wear our finest interview clothes, put a lid on any unpleasant aspects of our personalities that might crop up in high pressure situations, and try to be on our best behavior at all times. The curtains open, the lights come on, and we're live. Act one, scene one. GO.<br />
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After surviving a number of intense on-campus academic interviews for tenure-track jobs this semester, it dawned on me that only once the whole experience was <em>over</em> was I able to figure out exactly what the department in question was looking for. I had to go through the motions and perform cold before realizing, often days later, what I could or should have done to cinch the deal. This is not just one of the many perils of the job search; as Kundera points out, it's one of the perils of life as we know it. There are no rehearsals or second chances. This is it. No wonder we have so many dreams in which we find ourselves on stage, completely (and inexplicably) naked, not knowing our part in the play or our lines, not having a clue why we are there or what the point of it all is. <br />
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In many ways those dreams are simply preparing us for day-to-day conscious reality. They're in place to give us a fresh perspective on existence. Interviews work much the same way. We do our best but it's usually not our actual best. We don't have time to practice, other than in our safe and comfy homes. (Not the same!) With a thorough on-stage rehearsal before the main event we'd really be primed to land the job. Instead, we just have to hope that our impromptu performance ends up being one of the best the audience sees during the rehearsal. That's why sometimes you can end up landing a job even though you know you weren't your best. Clearly, in comparison to you, the other candidates folded under the pressure of the one-shot role. That's why impromptu <em>anything</em> is always great experience for job interviews. So my advice for job seekers: get out there and go on blind dates or do something, anything, difficult and off the cuff in public. This is your chance; but it's OK to blow it. Sometimes. Happens to the best of us.<br />
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*Speaking of second chances, if you believe in that sort of stuff, check out my interview with Ann Daly, a professor who gave up tenure to start her career over, at IHE today:<br />
<a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/interview_with_professor_who_gave_up_tenure_to_leave_academe">http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/interview_with_professor_who_gave_up_tenure_to_leave_academe</a></div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-37326748805935918252011-02-28T14:56:00.002-06:002011-02-28T14:59:26.880-06:00Carney and the Job Search, ContinuedThis is the first of an as-yet undetermined number of posts about the conference and post-conference exploits as a Carney Sandoe candidate for jobs teaching at the prep school level. I’m still processing everything I leaned, but want to get some initial observations and thoughts up on the blog.<br /><br />In keeping with an earlier post about the similarities between the secondary and collegiate job markets, I’ll start with the setting for the interviews. You know the “Pit” where many conference interviews take place for the MLA and AHA? (For those lucky enough to have avoided the pit, here is Daniel Kowalsky’s painfully accurate description from a<a href="http://chronicle.com/article/What-I-Saw-at-the-Job/45577/"> CHE article</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>The interviews take place in a massive convention hall which has been divided into hundreds of tiny, curtained cubicles. During the interview itself, you will hear swirling around you a symphony -- nay, a cacophony -- of voices identical to your own. If you don't know the answer to a given question -- for example, "How do you incorporate peer review into your teaching?" -- don't panic. In a moment or two, the answer will be supplied by a candidate sitting yards away, separated by that curtain.<br /></blockquote><br />Remarkably, the CSA meeting hall is worse: The tables are more closely packed together, and there are no curtains. Most horrifyingly, some schools held two interviews at the same table simultaneously: There would be two faculty members sitting across from two candidates conducting two interviews. I could only hope that the candidates were not applying for the same job. I never had the misfortune of sharing my table with another candidate, but without a doubt, the most difficult aspect of the interview was the noise. If the interviewer spoke in a soft voice, or if you had a loud-talker at a nearby table, half the questions were, “I beg your pardon?” At a few interviews, I found myself leaning across the table to hear a question, and half-worried that the interviewer might think I was coming in for a kiss. I should be clear that I do not mean this as a criticism – if there is a better way to conduct tons of interviews in a short time, I’ve never seen it.<br /><br />The most surprising difference between the MLA and a CSA conference is that schools really do schedule interviews on site. When I arrived at the conference, I saw the table reserved by St. Prestigious Prep, and remembered that they were conducting a search in my field. I stopped by to chat with the guy sitting at the table, and found out he was the head of the middle school. It wasn’t ideal (I’m looking for an upper school position), but we talked for a while, and he suggested I set up a meeting with the head of the entire school for the next day. This would simply never, ever, ever, ever happen at a collegiate conference. The moral of the story is that my CSA Representative is right. If you want an interview, go ask for it. The chances are that you’ll get turned down – I was 1-for-12 – but all it takes is one.<br /><br />As I said, more to come on this front, but right now I've only got time for small bites...<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />BenBenjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16378336079777829665noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-85359029646965822772011-02-28T07:54:00.000-06:002011-02-28T07:54:58.558-06:00Money for White Men<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Have you ever wondered why women and minorities get (allegedly) preferential treatment from higher ed scholarship selection committees? No? Are you sure? Well, OK, as a historian and literate human being neither have I, but a new group based in San Marcos, TX, the "<span><strong>Former Majority Association for Equality,</strong>" wants YOU to start thinking about the pressing issue of gender and racial discrimination . . . against white men. </span></div><br />
<span>Better still, they want you--if you're the right demographic--to stand up and demand the country stop treating everyone else (i.e., all those people with boobs and vaginas and dual airy fairy ethnic identities like "African American," "Mexican American," "Asian American," and the like) as though they deserve extra money while you, a historically privileged member of the white male majority, are no longer worthy of special treatment. </span><br />
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<span>"The Former Majority Association for Equality" is a Nonprofit Organization that was officially incorporated with the State of Texas in March of 2010. Its </span>mission statement is as follows:<br />
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<em>Our goal: To financially assist young Americans seeking higher education who lack opportunities in similar organizations that are based upon race or gender. In a country that proclaims equality for all, we provide monetary aid to those that have found the scholarship application process difficult because they do not fit into certain categories or any ethnic group.</em><br />
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<em>We have a very simple mission: to fill in the gap in the scholarships offered to prospective students. There are scholarships offered for almost any demographic imaginable. In a country that proclaims equality for all, we provide monetary aid to those that have found the scholarship application process difficult because they do not fit into certain categories or any ethnic group.</em><br />
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But FMAFE wants to assure you that they are NOT racist or sexist; they're simply trying to make sure that white males in this country get a fair shake. For too long white males have found themselves victims of forces beyond their control. FMAFE seeks to rectify that issue. Young white men, they believe, deserve better from a country that their elite white male ancestors founded to serve (only) their white male descendants. What's wrong with making sure white men everywhere can achieve their gendered racial legacy?<br />
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<em>One obstacle that we immediately anticipate is to not appear racist or racially motivated. We do not advocate white supremacy, nor do we enable any individual that does. We do not accept donations from organizations affiliated with any sort of white supremacy or hate group. We have no hidden agenda to promote racial bigotry or segregation. FMAE’s existence is dedicated around one simple principle, to provide monetary aid for education to white males who need it.</em><br />
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So, are you a respectable white male in need of $500 for school? Contacted FMAFE and you might hit the jackpot. <a href="http://www.fmafe.org/Mission.html"><span style="color: #990000;">http://www.fmafe.org/Mission.html</span></a><br />
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<strong>Full Disclosure</strong>: Young white women are on the board, so you may or may not get fair consideration after all (you know how those people with vaginas can be tricky), but FMAFE does try its best to satisfy all white males who apply for funding. </div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333162355327458803.post-91611131757808197762011-02-24T16:56:00.000-06:002011-02-24T16:56:19.515-06:00Announcing On the Fence Relaunch 2011<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">On the Fence is now officially a team effort, starring Eliza Woolf <em>and</em> Benjamin Harrison. We're both in the midst of major career transitions (more on this later) and will be updating the blog regularly. <br />
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I'm in the thick of an academic job search and might actually be starting up on the tenure track somewhere this fall, while Ben is in the process of transitioning out of the ivory tower for good. Just as I'm on the brink of jumping blindly off the fence in one direction, Ben is poised to jump with his eyes wide open in the opposite direction. Who is the craziest? Tune in to future posts to find out . . .<br />
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Regardless of where we end up, however, Ben and I plan to keep blogging about our experiences and discussing issues relevant to academics, higher ed, and job-seeking PhDs and ABDs. Thanks for reading!</div>E.W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17106082488141824066noreply@blogger.com2